tyleroakley:

thegirlwholoves-coffee:

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

UmbralDiscord has a point.

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

so-relatable:

Submit your own so relatable moments here :)

blaineanderzon:

it’s about time someone in the public eye said this

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

tiexloysanoy:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book about the lies that were told towards you

u liked my pic

i liked ur pic

i think u know what’s next

an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD