You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
UmbralDiscord has a point.
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
it’s about time someone in the public eye said this
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book about the lies that were told towards you
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD